Topless Robot's Revenge FAQ

This full eximplifies why I don't bother to even try to write hilarious internet shit anymore.

I was pretty good at it like 5+ years ago but these days it's easier and more productive to just link to someone who has said the same thing only in a better manner.

So here's a link. It contains movie spoilers for Transformers: Revenge fo the Fallen...

Here are a couple of highlights to entice you....

And why couldn't an Autobot translate these symbols?
Because Bumblebee is mute and the Racist Twins are poor black robots from the slums of Cybertron who never learned how to read. It's a sad commentary on Cybertronian society. Like The Wire, actually.

A lot was made of how Shia the Beef's hand injury was written into the film. How was this done?
Well, sometimes Shia had a huge bandage on his hand, and sometimes he didn't.